A friend of mine just showed me http://www.textsfromlastnight.com . All I have to say is "WOW" some people man...
Here are some of the best I thought;
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could mas****ate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Hilarious site, check it out
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Hilarious site, check it out
by bradhass87 on Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:23 pm
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Re: Hilarious site, check it out
by bradnamber on Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:27 pm
it takes me to Getiton registration..... Find your sexuality Compatible match...
The correct location is :
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
The correct location is :
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
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Re: Hilarious site, check it out
by bradnamber on Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:33 pm
Ok.. Heres a good one!!
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
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Re: Hilarious site, check it out
by bradhass87 on Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:20 pm
nice... or this one
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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Re: Hilarious site, check it out
by PinkLady on Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:19 pm
These are my faves:
"so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog."
"I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she said I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter."
"i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn "."
"(570):
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
(1-570):
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911"
"(617):
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
(508):
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me."
"so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog."
"I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she said I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter."
"i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn "."
"(570):
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
(1-570):
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911"
"(617):
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
(508):
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me."
* Jen *
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I live in a zoo...
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Re: Hilarious site, check it out
by hydro106 on Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:13 pm
(919):
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
(318):
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
(706):
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
(318):
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
(706):
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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